50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan

Peppers

Cloudtail: UGH! It's been soooo long since I've pranked someone! I'm going to get my revenge *le evil grin*

Some time later, Cloudtail walked into the ShadowClan camp carrying a bag of prey that was totally not obviously stuffed with red hot peppers.

Tawnypelt: Oh, whatcha' got there Cloudtail? *looks at his bag*

Cloudtail: I've brought some prey!

Tawnypelt: *peeks inside* Why they red?

Cloudtail was too nervous to come up with a good lie . . .

Cloudtail: Uh, some rare California Reaper Mice, Ghost Voles, and Jalapeno Squirrels. They're from . . . far away. 

Tawnypelt: *raises eyebrow even though cats don't have eyebrows* Aren't those peppers inside of frogs?

Cloudtail: *breaks down* Yes! Yes they are!

Tawnypelt: Oh :D I love peppers! *grabs the Ghost Vole and shoves it into her mouth*

An hour later, Cloudtail stumbles away from a sleeping, stuffed Tawnypelt with an empty bag.

Cloudtail: *shaking his head* Let's go grab another batch and try a different cat.

After gathering his new peppers and prey, Cloudtail walks into camp. He spots Blackstar and pads toward the somehow alive tom.

Cloudtail: I caught some rare prey for your, Blackstar!

Blackstar: *looks up* *eyes sparkle evilly* IS THAT PEPPER :D

Cloudtail: *warily* Yes?

Blackstar: *grabs the bag and swallows it whole*

Cloudtail: Hey! My Grandma Rio sewed that for me! *is angry*

Blackstar: *swells twice his size* YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO?

Cloudtail: No?

Blackstar: Oh. *returns to normal, even though there is no normal Blackstar* Why do you have such amazing prey? Tell me where you caught this.

Cloudtail: OH, NOWHERE! *shouting* I GOTTA GO! *runs away*

Blackstar: I WILL LEARN THE LOCATION OF THIS AMAZING PREY! *chases him*

This is brought to you by Rio. Apparently ShadowClan cats are resistant to hot peppers. I'm definitely not xD