50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan

Prank Calls

Cloudtail: I think that today, I'll go for a classic.

Brackenfur: Hmm? *eating papayas*

Cloudtail: Pay attention, Brackenfur! *knocks papayas to ground and wrinkles nose* Those are disgusting anyways.

Duskie: Duuuudddeee, so, like, dude, totally, and absolutely, and totally true, duuudee.

Cloudtail: Is that supposed to be Valley Girl or Surfer Dude?

Duskie: Duddee, you should like knooww, it's like so obviously Californian. *gives winning smile and fades away*

Cloudtail: Okay...alright, Brackenfur. I'm going to pick a few cats. *snaps fingers and bowl with many slips of paper appears* Now... *reaches into bowl and takes out three names* Alright...so I got Vainstar, Tawnypelt, and Dawnpelt! *pops out iPhone 9 and dials Vainstar's number* 

Vainstar: *high on catmint again* Wuutttt???

Cloudtail: Hey, Vainstar-

Vainstar: Frawwgggbuutttt? Is that youuuu?

Cloudtail: Uh, yeah, so listen here, I've got an offer-

Vainstar: Frawwwwggbuutttt, ship me the catmin, Frawwgggbutt, I'm running low, Frawwgggbutt.

Cloudtail: Yeah, so if you'd just-

Vainstar: Cooommme Frawwggbutt, come with the catmint. 

Cloudtail: Vainstar- *call is cut off* Ugh. *irritated face* So much for that. Let's hope Tawnypelt is more satisfactory. *dials Tawnypelt*

Tawnypelt: Hello? 

Cloudtail: *tries to disguise voice* Tawnypelt! I've come to you with-

Tawnypelt: Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: *panics* Cloudtail? Who is this Cloudtail? I'm-I'm-uh-I'm Furfur! Yes, Furfur!

Tawnypelt: Alright...so why are you calling me, Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: I've got an offer for you!

Tawnypelt: *suspicious* What offer?

Cloudtail: In two sundowns, the Katerwauling Katz with k's and no c's are coming to our Gathering, as you know-

Tawnypelt: Ohemgeeee DO YOU HAVE TICKETSSS???

Cloudtail: Yeah, I do! You just need to ship me about twenty-four hundred mice and I'll ship you back two tickets! 

Tawnypelt: YESS!! I'll send them to you right away! *cuts phone*

Cloudtail: Alright, that went relatively- *interrupted by knock at den door*

From door: Hello!

Cloudtail: *opens door to see delivery cat*

Delivery Cat: Sign this, please! *holds out paper*

Cloudtail: *signs*

Delivery Cat: Alright, so I'm going to leave your shipment in the yard, okay?

Cloudtail: Sure, thanks, man.

Delivery Cat: *tips hat* No prob. *pads away*

Cloudtail: Well, that shipment was sent rather quickly. Poor Tawnypelt. Muahahahaha. *goes back inside* Now for our final one. *calls Dawnpelt*

Dawnpelt: Who is it?

Cloudtail: DAWNPELT! JAYFEATHER'S BEEN SPOTTED-

Dawnpelt: WHAT? WHERE?

Cloudtail: THUNDERCLAN CAMP! COME QUICKLY!

Dawnpelt: ON IT! *cuts phone*

Reporter Cat from TV: Authorities report that the ShadowClan cat, Dawnpelt, just ran to the ThunderClan camp on a tank and when she spotted Jayfeather, she opened fire on him with a machine gun. When the medicine cat managed to escape, she went after him with an ax. Luckily, she was stopped before she was able to get to him.

Cloudtail: Well...sorry about that, Jayfeather.

This was written by Duskie. Hope ya'll enjoyed.