50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan

Warheads

Cloudtail and Brackenfur are lounging on sun chairs, because the weather has suddenly turned to summer.

Cloudtail: Guess what happened last week... I tried to prank ShadowClan with hot peppers, but they were all immune!

Brackenfur: *scoffs* Are you sure that you didn't just pick weak peppers?

Cloudtail: *shakes his head* I had ghost peppers!

Brackenfur: *tattletale voice* ShadowClan are hackers.

Cloudtail: Get your head out of your video games... actually, you may be onto something *lightbulb!*

Brackenfur: Let's test them out... how about Warheads?

Cloudtail: *eyes grow wide* A Warhead will be nothing to them! They have tongues of steel!

Brackenfur: Nah! I betcha' they can't handle them.

Cloudtail: Fine. Ten moons of being a personal servant.

Brackenfur: Nah... too low stake. How about the loser has to eat a bag of Warheads?

Cloudtail: Deal!

After gathering up all the Warheads in the area, Cloudtail and Brackenfur prepare some Warhead-stuffed prey and set it into the prey pile. Their first victim is Tallpoppy.

Tallpoppy: Wow, this mouse looks great! *grabs a mouse stuffed with lemon warheads* It even has herbs! Yum *takes a bite*

Everything seems normal...

Tallpoppy: *takes another bite* *explodes*

Brackenfur: *smirks evilly*

Cloudtail: *splutters* I—I betcha' she's just sensitive.

Vainstar: Oooooh! Sparkles! *dances over to explosion* Wow! Sparkly! *notices Brackenfur* Hi Frogbutt!

Brackenfur: *grimaces* I don't know you...

Cloudtail: *snickers quietly* If any cat can resist the Warheads, I bet it's Vainstar.

Vainstar: *spots a Warhead-stuffed frog* SPARKLES! *grabs the frog and stuffs it in his mouth* YUM-YUM! *explodes*

Brackenfur: I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloudtail: *winces* Okay, I'll be your servant for 10 moons.

Brackenfur: *shakes his head* No, no, no! The loser eats a bag of Warheads *evil grin*

Brackenfur grabs a large bag out of his pocket, because cats have pockets. He hands it to Cloudtail. 

Cloudtail: DO I HAVE TO?

Brackenfur: Yes. Now eat them before I pin you down and shove the entire bag in your mouth.

Cloudtail: *gets an idea* Do that!

Brackenfur: ...okay

Brackenfur grabs the bag of Warheads. Cloudtail opens his mouth, smirking. Brackenfur shoves the bag—whole—into Cloudtail's mouth, and the white tom's mouth unhinges like a snake.

Brackenfur: Hacker!

Cloudtail: *swallows the entire bag* Ha! I found the loophole >:D

Brackenfur: Well, the bag will dissolve and you'll still taste the Warheads....

Cloudtail: *starts gagging* I...hate....you

A/N: Rio likes warheads!