50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan

Rent

Cloudtail: *pads into his apartment and plops onto the couch* Such a long day of pranking ShadowClan! I need some rest.

Spiderleg: *pokes head from his side of the apartment.* You do nothing.

Cloudtail: :( Offensive.

Spiderleg: *shrugs and pads back into his side of the apartment.* Rent is due today! Toss your check onto the table when you're gonna pay.

Cloudtail: Oh yeah, about that. . .

Spiderleg, rolling his eyes, pads back out of his room and sits on the couch.

Spiderleg: Lemme guess: You can't pay rent because 'you're broke'?

Cloudtail: Ding ding ding!

Spiderleg: You missed rent last month!

Cloudtail: And your point is?

Spiderleg: You owe me, like, 200 catollars!

Cloudtail: And your point is?

Spiderleg: I'm going to have the landlord evict you!

Cloudtail: Fiiine, I'll get you your money. Just give me. . . three hours.

Spiderleg: *rolls eyes* If you can get me anything more than 100 catollars in three hours, you never have to pay the rent again.

Cloudtail: Deal! *scampers out of the apartment*

Cloudtail runs into ShadowClan territory with a mask on. He gets strange looks as he scampers into camp, holding a clipboard.

Blackstar: What do you want, Cloudtail -___-

Cloudtail: *rolls his eyes* I'm not Cloudtail! I'm, uh, Stephen!

Blackstar: Well what do you want.

Cloudtail: I'm here to collect the rent.

Blackstar: What?

Cloudtail: The rent. On your territory?

Blizzardstar: *pokes his head out of den* What rent?

Cloudtail: *rolls his eyes* So you were all asleep when I gave you all an entertaining and amusing presentation about your territory's rent.

Blackstar: Whatever! How much does it take for you to get away?

Cloudtail: Uh, three million catollars.

Blackstar pulls out a printer and turns it on. It starts spitting out catollars.

Cloudtail: Is this illegal?

Blackstar: Not yet! 

Cloudtail: o-o Okay. How long will this take?

Blackstar: *shrugs* A while.

Two hours later, the catollars have filled up the entire ShadowClan camp. Cloudtail is shoving some into his manpurse.

Cloudtail: Why does this have to take so long?

Blackstar rolls his eyes as the printer finally stops.

Blackstar: Because I printed three million one-catollar bills.

Cloudtail: *rolls his eyes* Well, you can keep the rest. I have to get back to my apartment in— *glances at watch*—ten minutes!

Cloudtail sprints out of the camp, his manpurse flying behind him. 

After some running, he finally arrives.

Spiderleg: *holds up a stopwatch that reads '3 hours, 0 minutes, 23 seconds'* Bye!

Cloudtail: WHAT! NO!

Police: Oh, and those catollars are now illegal. Blackstar sicced us on you.

Cloudtail: WHAT! NOT JAIL AGAIN!

⌁ by rio ⌁