The Paintball War

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Starring Aqua, Cloudtail, the rest of CG and ShadowClan.

Cloudtail: *Causally dances randomly* nOw WwWhAt ShOoOoUlD I dO tooooDaYyYyYyYyYyYYYYY

Aqua: HEYO CLOUDY, HOWS IT GOING BROBUNS?

Cloudtail: AYYY, AQUA MY MAN

Aqua: TF. No nah ah, I'm a WOman, you blub.

Cloudtail: u^u Sowwy

Aqua: Yea ye. Now I have the perfect idea for what we should do today!

Cloudtail: OMG YUS. I totes see where you're going with this, you're idea if for me to eat cookies and sit on you all day, RIGHT??!!!????

Aqua: Er. That sounds so fun but no! We are going to paint bomb ShadowClan. NOW LETS GO

Cloudtail: THATS A MUCH BETTER IDEA. GATHER THE CG SQUAD AND MEET ME OUTSIDE SC'S CAMP. KAY?!

Aqua: KAY. *runs off to find the rest of CG*

-Meanwhile-

Cloudtail: *running as quickly as possible it ShadowClan*

*ShadowClan just sitting around like fluffy cotton balls*

Cloudtail: I stalk thee.... *glares at a ShadowClan cat* -^-

ShadowClan Cat: *Glances at Cloudtail* ERMERGAWD GET AWAYYYY *runs*

-Sooooomewhereeeee over the rainbow, Aqua and CG march on to SC-

Aqua: GO MY FELLOW SQUIBLETS, PAINT BOMB THEM ALLLLL

CG: YE-YE-YEAAAAHHH! *Puts masks on and gets paint guns ready*

Frawsty: SHALL WE FIYAH?

Aqua: WAIT FOR CRAZY'S COMMAND

Crazy: YUS. FIYAH AWAY.

*CG fires rapidly at all the SC cats. SC cats scream frantically and try to fight, they slip embarrassingly on paint*

Cloudtail: *flies around the camp randomly* YODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*CG wins, and of course, the Cloudtail*

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