Cloudtail: I'm bored. Tawnypelt, entertain me.
Tawnypelt: No.
Cloudtail: Please?
Tawnypelt: No.
Cloudtail: Pretty please?
Tawnypelt: No.
Cloudtail: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Tawnypelt: No.
Cloudtail: *stomps away* Fineeeeee.
Cloudtail heads over to the ShadowClan apprentices' den, where several apprentices are fighting over the iPhone 734858394268698236598236958623985693814659138759163498513.
Cloudtail: Why are y'all fighting over a lame iPhone 734858394268698236598236958623985693814659138759163498513? I have the even better iPhone 734858394268698236598236958623985693814659138759163498514.
Random Apprentice #1: Ohhh! Give it to me!
Cloudtail: Not unless you tell me what you are fighting about.
Random Apprentice #2: *looks up with round, innocent eyes* We just thought it would be funny to make some prank calls. My idea was to call Firestar.
Random Apprentice #3: My idea is better! We should totally call Mistystar.
Random Apprentice #1: But pranking some WindClan cats would be so much more fun!
Cloudtail: *snatches phone from Random Apprentice #3* I have a better plan. *dials Blackstar's number*
Blackstar: Hello?
Cloudtail: *plays eerie music in background* *is whispering creepily* Cloudcats shall rule.
Blackstar: Oh no.
Cloudtail: Beware the fluffy, brainless white cats.
Blackstar: StarClan, is this you? What have you prophesied?
Cloudtail: Listen closely. Clouds will come and cover the Shadows. Cookies will fall from the sky and the world will be amazing.
Blackstar: Wait... Cloudtail?
Cloudtail: Join me, Blackstar. Help make the Clans great again! We'll build a wall of cookies to keep out intruders and make them pay for it.
Blackstar: I'm so done. *hangs up*
Random Apprentices: We hate Donald Trump! *boots Cloudtail out of the ShadowClan camp*
Sorry if this offends any Trump supporters. As you can clearly tell from the mockery, I do not. Written by Feather the Fantabulous.
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