Cloudtail is mysteriously walking through the forest, Brackenfur watches and from afar it looks like Cloudtail is carrying something heavy...
Brackenfur: What's up?
Cloudtail: *jumps* *zooms around* HIIIISSSSSSSS
Brackenfur: O.o
Cloudtail: Oh... Hi Frogbutt!
Brackenfur: -_- whatever, what are we doing today?
Cloudtail: Starting WWIII :D
Brackenfur: WHAT 0_0
Cloudtail: Pfft it's no like anyone's gonna die
Brackenfur: Um... Nevermind, what was the heavy thing you were carrying?
Cloudtail: Bricks! :D
Brackenfur: O-kay, why do you need bricks?
Cloudtail: To make a fortress so we can kill everyone :D
Brackenfur: But you just sa-
Cloudtail: SILENCE MY MINION
Brackenfur: ...
Cloudtail: I know, I am devilishly handsome *wink*
Brackenfur sighed
Brackenfur: Fine, so how are we doing this?
Brackenfur walked slowly out of a large brick fortress panting heavily.
Cloudtail: We finally finished! :D
Brackenfur: You mean I finally finished, you made ME do it all!
Cloudtail: Well duh you think I'd get my gorgeous white fur all sweaty!?
Brackenfur: I hate you
Cloudtail: YAY! LIFE GOAL ACCOMPLISHED!
*crickets*
Brackenfur: well let's get everyone here
ShadowClan gathers in confusion as Cloudtail walks inside the fortress shutting and locking the door,
Cloudtail then appears in a window, an army hat, made from a leaf, mounted on his head, and a rocket launcher in his hands.
Brackenfur: *smiles* *walks to door and tries to open* *door is locked* *starts panicking*
Cloudtail: MUAHAHAHA I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!
Brackenfur: *is pulling and scratching at door* LEMME IN LEMME IN LEMME IN
Cloudtail: *shakes head* *pulls trigger*
Every cat: *ducks heads in fear*
*nothing happens*
Cloudtail: WHAT MY MARVELOUS PLAN HAS FAILED! I BLAME BRACKENFUR!
Brackenfur: *wipes forehead* Phew, I mean-- WHAT!? WHY ME!?
Cloudtail: *shrugs* Why do you think you're here
Brackenfur: To help you do a horrible prank because Moon can't think of anything else?
Cloudtail: NO! So I can blame stuff on you :D
Brackenfur: -_-
Cloudtail: :D
Brackenfur: -_-
Cloudtail: :D
Brackenfur: -_-
Cloudtail: :D-- wait... It's Earth day right...
Brackenfur: Uh... Yeah
Cloudtail: I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA
ANOTHER
Back at ShadowClan's camp cats bustled around, except Vainstar who stood in the corner shaking, eyes wide and bloodshot, and foam coming from his mouth.
All of the sudden the ground started to shake and the ShadowClan cats freaked out.
Tawnypelt: AAAHHHHHHH EARTHQUAKE WHERE ARE MY KITS
Flametail: *floating in StarClan*
Tigerheart: *Training in the Dark Forest*
Dawnpelt: *Chasing Jayfeather through the forest with an axe*
Vainstar: I TOLD YOU FOOLS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!
Rowanclaw: EVERYONE'S GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE
Blackstar: AHHHHHH *jumps off cliff*
Cloudtail: *chuckling*
Brackenfur: *watching*
Littlecloud: I NEVER GOT TO TRAIN ANOTHER APPRENTICE!
Firestar: *walks up behind Cloudtail* What are you doing
Cloudtail: GAH! Oh, uh, hi
Firestar: *glares*
Cloudtail: *steps aside to reveal a giant drill causing cracks in the earth and big rumbles and other things that make it sound like an Earthquake*
Firestar: What have I told you ab--
Vainstar: *zooms up* *is talking super fast* HI WUZZUP WHAT YOU DOING HI
Firestar & Cloudtail: GAH
Brackenfur: (\(O.o)/) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *falls over* STARCLAN JUST KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW!
Firestar & Cloudtail & Vainstar: ...
This was by the amazing Moon! She knows it's horrible because she couldn't think of anything else because Moon is still sick to the stomach from dissecting a fetal pig because Moon is sensitive. Moon had to cut out the liver and cut open the stomach. Anyways Moon hopes you enjoyed! -Moon
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