50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan

Flea Medicine

Cloudtail: *is lounging in his lonely corner of camp, as per usual* I'm bored today.

Tawnypelt: Is this new news?

Cloudtail: Is your skin cancer new news?

Tawnypelt rolls her eyes and turns over, scrolling through InstaPurr.

Cloudtail: Anyways. . . I need some new flea medicine.

Cloudtail leans over and scratches his back.

Vainstar: *ears perk up and bounces over to Cloudtail*  What was that, Frogbutt?

Cloudtail: I need new flea medicine.

Vainstar: I know just the right cat for you! Follow me. 

Vainstar prances away; Cloudtail stares where he went and closes his eyes, falling back to sleep.

Flea: *bites Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: *leaps up* Ow! What the **** was that?

Vainstar: *pokes his head around the corner; in a sing-song voice* If you follow me and get this magical flea medicine, you will be healed forever! From fleas, that is. *super fast commercial voice* Restrictiosn apply. Use of This Magical Flea Medicine, trademark, is not guranteed to solve your flea problems. This Magical Flea Medicine, trademark, may cause flea attraction, coughing, rectal bleeding, and death. 

Cloudtail: *ignores second half of statement.* Fiiiiine.

Vainstar starts running and Cloudtail walks after him. Vainstar leads him into a dark cave.

Cloudtail: *squints his eyes* Oracleface? Is that you?

Oracleface: *in a mystical voice.* What do you require?

Vainstar: *coughs* We could some This Magical Flea Medicine, please.

Oracleface: That will require a sacrifice of one claw.

Vainstar: *pins down Oracleface* I will take your claw, then.

Oracleface: Okay, okay!

Vainstar lets Oracleface go.

Oracleface: Have some This Magical Flea Medicine. *tosses a bright pink bottle; liquid sloshes inside*

Cloudtail: 0.0

Vainstar: *catches the bottle; hands it to Cloudtail* Here you go Frogbutt. Put it behind your neck when you need to rid of fleas.

Cloudtail: *wrinkles his nose* Thanks, but I'll just head to Walmart. *tosses pink bottle back to Vainstar and walks off*

Some time later.

Cloudtail: Okay, I've been kicked out of Walmart.

Vainstar: *dangles the pink bottle in front of him* Reallllly?

Cloudtail: Apparently cats aren't allowed to shop at human stores :'( 

Vainstar: I see. . . . .

Cloudtail: Can I try out your pink stuff?

Vainstar: Tell me the name first!

Cloudtail: Magical Flea Medicine?

Vainstar: *squints* Nope! 

Cloudtail: The Magical Flea Medicine?

Vainstar: Nope!

Cloudtail: This Magical Flea Medicine?

Vainstar: *tosses over the bottle.*

Cloudtail: Thanks, I guess.

Vainstar: You owe me one, Cloudtail! *prances off*

Cloudtail: Did he just say my real name. . ? *shakes his head* Whatever. Let's just use this stuff.

Cloudtail unscrews the cap and applies a bit behind his neck.

Cloudtail: That burns! *looks at label* Oh, there's chemical waste in here. Why would I even try something Vainstar recommends?

Vainstar: BECAUSE I'M THE BEST!

Cloudtail: Ugghh, I'll just use this in a prank.

Cloudtail climbs above ShadowClan camp and opens the bottle.

Cloudtail: Come out and play, kits! It's raining rainbows :D

ShadowClan kits run out. Cloudtail sprinkles some of the flea medicine over the clearing, watching it rain down and burn the kits.

Rio: Cloudtail! This is for pranks, not mass murders!

Cloudtail: Big diff -____-

Written by Rio. Sorry for being late <3