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Cloudtail: I have a genius plan.

Brackenfur: You always do...now get to the point!

Cloudtail: It will be a surprise...mugahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Brackenfur: I dislike this idea already.

~~~At ShadowClan's Main Camp Place~~~

Cloudtail: Blackstar! I'm here to challenge you!

Blackstar: Really? Fight me!

Cloudtail: What is poop?

Blackstar: It's called Dirt, Twolegs call that poop and they're weird.

Cloudtail: Why would it be called dirt! Dirt is where herb grows, you think they grow in poop?

Blackstar: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Cloudtail: That's the wrong word. Poop is the poop and dirt is the ground dirt.

Blackstar: We aren't suppose to know that. We aren't Twolegs.

Cloudtail: I know, I know, but Poop is poop and dirt is dirt.

Blackstar: No...Poop is Twoleg language.

Cloudtail: Ugh! You still don't get it you mouse-brain! Dirt does not grow plants, real dirt does. Poop is a saying I use to refer to dirt.

Blackstar: No, I don't believe you.

Cloudtail: *throws dirt at Blackstar*

Blackstar: Is this real dirt or poop dirt.

Cloudtail: Hahaha! I made you say poop! I win you lose we all eat ice cream.

Blackstar: That's not how it goes! Just please tell me what this brown stuff is!

Cloudtail: It's real dirt *paws making some quotation marks*

Blackstar: Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Cloudtail!!!!!!

~
Oh my gosh, this book has reached the ending point. It's the 50th prank...I feel sad. I hope you enjoyed. Epilogue will be out soon. *grabs tissue* RIP book.

~Whisper

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