Cloudtail: Hey Brackenfur, guess what I borrowed?
Brackenfur: 1) What? 2) You stole it, didn't you?
Cloudtail: 1) A bunch of moral support turtles🐢🐢🐢. 2) Possibly, but that's irrelevant.
Brackenfur: *sigh* And what are we going to do with moral support turtles🐢🐢🐢?
Cloudtail: Prank ShadowClan, duh. Isn't that what we do every day?
Brackenfur: Oh, right. How are we going to use moral support turtles🐢🐢🐢 to prank ShadowClan?
Cloudtail: You'll see... I may or may not have borrowed this plan from Thrushpelt. Also the phrase 'may or may not' from Missingfur... Oh, and I also borrowed thirty box sets of Harry Potter from the nearest book store.
Brackenfur: Is there anything in this episode that you didn't borrow?
Cloudtail: Um... I didn't borrow Vainstar.
Vainstar: Frogbutt?
Brackenfur: No, go away
Vainstar: :( *poofs out of existence*
Cloudtail: Let's get to pranking!
Brackenfur: *sigh*
Cloudtail: *walks into ShadowClan camp with a large wagon full of Harry Potter books*
Brackenfur: *yelling into a megaphone* COME GET YOUR FREE HARRY POTTER BOOKS!
Cloudtail and Brackenfur: *run*
ShadowClan: *trample each other trying to get to the books*
~~*one week later*~~
Brackenfur: I'm breaking the fourth wall for a moment to tell all you readers who haven't finished the last Harry Potter book that you might want to skip to the end of this chapter.
Blackstar: LILY WHY
Tawnypelt: *wailing* SIRIUS
Dawnpelt: SNAPE
Tigerheart: FRED
Littlecloud: DUMBLEDORE
Blackstar: TONKS
Russetfur: LUPIN
Cloudtail: Perfect! *strolls casually into the camp full of sobbing cats* Hey, guys, what's wrong?
Blackstar: *sobbing* ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIED
Rest of ShadowClan: *agree*
Cloudtail: Do you guys need moral support turtles🐢🐢🐢?
Blackstar: *sniffles* Yes, please...
Cloudtail: Which ones do you guys want? Their names are Lily🐢, James🐢, Sirius🐢, Snape🐢, Dumbledore🐢, Lupin🐢, Tonks🐢, and Fred🐢.
Cloudtail and Brackenfur: *run away snickering*
All of ShadowClan: *flood the camp with their tears and wash away in a river of misery*
This wonderfully painful chapter was written by le Amazing Annco, who felt like reusing this idea :D
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