Cloudtail streaks through ShadowClan territory, yowling at the top of his lungs, fur puffed out and ears flatly laying back.
Cloudtail: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE END! I WELCOME DEATH! I WELCOME THE ANTICHRIST!
Blackstar rolls his eyes and lazily licks his paw, swiping it over his forehead.
Blackstar: Give it up, Thunder-boy. You've tried enough times to prank us, it's not going to work.
Cloudtail: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! The world is ending...because...because...
The fluffy white cat bursts into tears because cats can do that, attracting a crowd of ShadowClan cats.
Tigerheart: Spit it out, woman!
Cloudtail: DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! WE're doomed! All doomed! This is the end...the end of the road...nothing really matters anymore...my life has no worth and Canada may be our only refuge from that cheeto-colored maniac...
Blackstar begins biting his claws in distress because cats do have that ability. The ShadowClan cats are various states of misery and insanity.
Tigerheart: MY FAMILY! EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR! It has been destroyed...
Littlecloud: I have lived a very long time, but this is the single worst thing I have witnessed. This is worse than the Dark Forest. This is death.
Tawnypelt: HOLYYYYYYY $%@&
Cloudtail watches in gleeful horror as the mob sets up an effigy of Trump to burn, in all of his disgusting glory. The flames greatly complement his skin tone.
ShadowClan: DEATH TO THE GOVERNMENT! DEATH TO THE GOVERNMENT!
Cloudtail: ShadowClan has fallen! I repeat, ShadowClan has fallen!
Blackstar: RRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Tigerheart: I...have lost...all hope. Tell Dovewing I never truly loved her and just wanted to screw with her bloodline!
Cloudtail begins snickering, which erupts into a full-blown, grossly loud, laugh attack. All of ThunderClan leaps out the bushes, gazing over the ruins of ShadowClan.
Firestar: You idiots! We pranked you! Trump would never be our president! Like, ever! Hahahahaha!!
Onestar comes up behind Firestar and pats him on the back because yes, he can do that.
Onestar: I've got some bad news buddy. Trump is...actually our president now.
Firestar: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
¬The End!¬
by fire :') p.s., save a life, don't vote for Trump
CZYTASZ
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