Cloudtail: WHAT NO! DON'T ATTACK THUNDERCLAN! THEY'RE MAKING COOKIES FOR ME, AND I REALLY WANT TO EAT THEM.
Blizzardstar: That is not how war works.
Cloudtail: Who said this was war!
Blizzardstar: Me
Blackstar: Let's wait a little before we declare this 'war'. Why don't we head over to ThunderClan, give them their Clan idiot back?
A ThunderClan patrol peeks over the border.
Firestar: KEEP HIM! WE DON'T WANT HIM!
Blizzardstar: Neither do we! All he does is cause trouble :'(
Cloudtail: Trouble is my middle name!
Firestar: Cats don't have middle names.
Cloudtail: Cats don't have IQs, but you have one below 50, so I think your point does matter.
Blizzardstar: Well, that made no sense.
Blackstar: Okay. . . can we get back on topic here?
Firestar: *nods* Right, sorry.
Firestar and the patrol disappears back into ThunderClan territory.
Blackstar: Right. . . so, Cloudtail. We can't attack ThunderClan now, because I really don't want to see Firestar's face again.
Cloudtail: *evil grin* How about you all just go back to camp and, uh, do something.
Blackstar: Fine. But get back to your own Clan and never come back -_-
Cloudtail: Deal! *skips into ThunderClan territory*
As ShadowClan starts heading back to camp, Cloudtail climbs a tree and puts on his wings. He flies overhead, following them back to the camp.
Brackenfur: *stuffs the final hexbug into a snek and hangs it from the leader's hazel branch thingie*
Brackenfur hears the cats coming.
Brackenfur: I MUST HIDE! *dives into a bush*
Blizzardstar: Well, I'm glad— *steps on a snek; it starts squirming* SNAKE! *runs out of camp*
Brackenfur: *laughs from bushes as commotion starts*
Blackstar: Pfft, you wimp! *walks into camp; sees snek.* 0.0
Tawnypelt: *walks into the center of camp* Y'all are the real wimps. These are just toys! *picks one up*
Blackstar: *is sobbing in the camp entrance* No, they're real! They're real and they're gonna kill us!
Tawnypelt: *rolls her eyes and climbs into her tanning bed*
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