Collision Of Keith & Dawn (COMPLETED)

Chapter 14

 "Ha fuck off I ain't doing shit today".

"Oh come on Keith, you said you want to travel the world with me but you wont go on a road trip?" I argued staring at the shirtless asswipe that currently lay sprawled out on my bed. It was around 11am, Josie messaged me bright and early asking if I want to go on a road trip with her and Danny. I obviously agreed. Now I was attempting at forcing Keith to come with.

"I'm tired Spunky, leave me alone" he moaned. I was having none of it, I took a sip of the beer in my hand and placed it on the dresser. Yes I drink beer at 8 am, sue me. I walked towards the bed and crawled over onto Keith's back, straddling him. Not a good idea since I was still on the sacrificial blood sacrifice and wearing only underwear, but thank whoever invented tampons so whatever. I smacked his bare back, to try and get him to get up of course. Totally not because I wanted to touch his ripped back, God was he sexy.

He groaned, shaking his body. "Get off you annoying horse" he grumbled, I smacked him again, this time angrily, "If you want to offend me you donkey, offend me correctly, I'm a unicorn not a horse" I noted. His back vibrated under me with laughter, "you're cute, now go away". "I will bleed all over you" I warned, he suddenly pushed himself up on his arms. I squealed and wrapped my arms around his neck, holding on for my dear life. "Get back down Black!" I yelled. He managed to get off the bed and stand up, in order for me to keep myself up I had to wrap my legs around his waist.

A free piggyback. It's a win for me.

He grabbed my thighs from behind and walked towards the door, "If we fall down the stairs my mom will kill you" I whispered into his ear. He laughed in reply and carefully walked down, mom was in the kitchen making breakfast. Keith stood in the archway, she turned around and laughed at the sight of us. "Pam take your daughter please" he asked, I smacked his forehead causing him to discreetly squeeze my thigh. "Ouch" I hissed earning a weird look from mom.

"You're adorable" she gushed frying more bacon. "Thanks Pam, can't say the same for your daughter though" he joked. I rolled my eyes and pushed myself up, "Giddy up horsey, to the bacon" I ordered. He walked us over to the plate mom has stacked and letting go of one of my thighs he picked up a piece and ate it. I did some sort of childish noise of distress, which got Keith's attention. He picked up another piece and held it over his shoulder, I opened my mouth and let him put it in-

OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG.

I spat it out and he screeched at my manners. "what the hell Spunky? Are you vegan or what? That's good bacon!" he ranted. I laughed, "I had a dirty thought" I confessed. He burst out laughing along with my mother, tinting my cheeks a bright shade of 'fuck I'm embarrassed'. "You meaty girl" he teased, "That was terrible, now grab that plate and run upstairs" I said rather violently. "Sorry Pam, the queen has spoken" was all he said before he grabbed the plate and somehow managed to hold me as he waltzed back to my room.

He dropped me on the bed, far from sexually. I ate the bacon and considered possible ways of forcing Keith to come with me. After a while I had an idea, I sighed loudly catching his attention.

"What's up Spunky?" he asked. I looked down at lap, putting on a sad expression. "The reason why I want you to come with is because I though you know since we're friends again, we'd make memories together and I...I-". I covered my face with my hands and shook my shoulders faking a cry. Keith wrapped his arms around me and I hugged his chest, "Shit Spunky stop crying please, I'll go with you everywhere" he rushed out. "Pinky promise?", "Pinky promise" he said grabbing my pinky. I pushed myself away from him and smirked.

"Get dressed baby, we're going on an adventure".

He stared wide eyed at me, "No fucking way did you just fuck me over" he said, I nodded slowly. "Oh boy I so did". "You're evil", No shit Sherlock. Welcome to the reality that is Satan's future wife. I merely nodded and Keith smirked in this sexy sick way, "Oh I love it". I laughed and we continued eating in silence.