An assortment of silly, unrelated haikus.
My stomach rumbles;
I think it is the cheescake.
Toilet, save me now!
***
The ninja lurking
deep in the hidden shadows,
"Ha ha! You are dead."
***
The remote is far
but the couch is so comfy.
Stuck watching crap shows.
***
Twix bars have two sticks;
chocolatey goodness for me.
No, I will not share!
***
I'm a prisoner
but the bars are so lovely
here in the Friend Zone.
A/N: If you have a topic you would like me to write a poem or haiku about, leave it in the comments. If I use your topic, I will dedicate the chapter to you. :)
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I Think It Is The Cheesecake
PoetryA collection of funny poems that will make you laugh, think, and see the beauty of the world around you. Leave a comment and suggest a topic for a poem. If I use it, the chapter will be dedicated to you. :) *Edit* This poetry book is now complete, s...
