There once was a frog who wore a pink wig
And the love of his life was a pretty pink pig
Each day as she passed he would whistle and croak
But she did not enjoy the little green bloke
His skin was too wrinkly, his eyes were too small
She’d rather be wanted by someone who’s tall
Yet the frog still persisted, he didn’t lose hope
Even when the pig yelled at him, he didn’t mope
“Oh my dear, hear me out! I have so much to give.
With you as my wife, that’s how I should live!”
But the pig merely snorted, she had had quite enough
“Do you really expect to win me with that stuff?
I’m very plump and my skin is real smooth
Few can handle all this, certainly not you!
So I’m leaving now, I must walk a long way.
The boss says he’s got plans for me Christmas Day.”
And with that the pig simply waddled away
Much to the poor little froggie’s dismay
He never heard from his she-pig again
And few can recall what had happened to them
But soon after that day, Farmer Joe’s kids dropped by
They were near the frog’s home and he just had to cry
When he heard them playing, one boy spoke like a dork
As he mentioned how good was this year’s Christmas pork
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I Think It Is The Cheesecake
PoesíaA collection of funny poems that will make you laugh, think, and see the beauty of the world around you. Leave a comment and suggest a topic for a poem. If I use it, the chapter will be dedicated to you. :) *Edit* This poetry book is now complete, s...
