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In My Little Darkened Corner

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In My Little Darkened Corner

In my little darkened corner

Of my little darkened home,

I sit and sharpen weapons

Out of giant mammoth bone.

I imagine all the screaming

When my weapons hit their mark.

Those nasty, filthy pirates

Shouldn't venture in the dark.

I hate their gravely voices,

I hate their putrid smell.

When pirates dare to cross me,

They should know it won't end well.

Those ridiculous eye patches

And moldy wooden legs

Are signs of utter weakness;

Soon they'll all be dead!

I scattered hints of treasure,

Of gold and jewels and cash.

Those imbeciles are coming

Right into my trap.

The time is drawing closer,

My plan has not a flaw.

I'll kill those pirates quick and sure;

I am a ninja, after all.

In my little darkened corner

Of my little darkened home,

I sit and sharpen weapons

Out of giant mammoth bone...

A/N: I think I'm done with this poetry book. If I write any more it will be put in a different collection. You can follow me if you want to keep up with my work. Thank you to all of my readers and for those who have voted and commented. It has really touched me. :) You are all amazing.