Reader topic suggestion: First time at the zoo.
World of the Poop Flingers
The first thing that hits you is the smell:
Poop! Poop! Bigger poop! Smellier poop!
And then it's the sounds:
Ca-CAW! Hiss! Chirp chirp! ROAR! OO-OO AH-AH!
I am no longer in my world
Of cold, silent stares
And smiles on the lips
But malice in the hearts.
The world of the animals is
IN.
YOUR.
FACE.
And I think I like it.
"I'm hungry, feed me now!
Or I will rip off your limbs!"
Roars the lion.
"Hey, I don't like you!
I will fling my poop in your face!"
Laughs the monkey.
"Oh, you want a picture of me?
Nope, I'm flying to that other tree!"
Sings the bird.
There are no demands here,
Only an appreciation of life;
An admiration of the vastness of creation.
I like the zoo.
Now I wish I was an animal, too.
Maybe I am one
After all.
A/N: Ok this is crazy and ridiculous, I know. But I didn't plan it before I wrote it, it kind of just happened. LOL And sorry but I love me some poop humor. :P I hope you find it as funny as I do. Thank you for the zoo suggestion!
Like always, you may suggest a topic in the comments. If I use it, the chapter will be dedicated to you!
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