An assortment of silly, unrelated haikus.
"You look like a witch,"
My mom says in the morning.
Curly hair problems.
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"Most women hate me!
They think I'm just extra weight."
Signed, Sad Glazed Doughnut.
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Look at all that food!
I stuff my face, 'cause YOLO.
Now I look pregnant.
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Hello, handsome man!
My flirting wink makes me trip.
Forever ashamed.
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I think I'm alone.
Now I can finally fart.
"What's that smell!?" Guess not.
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A/N: Suggest a topic for a poem. If I use it, you get a dedication!
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PoesíaA collection of funny poems that will make you laugh, think, and see the beauty of the world around you. Leave a comment and suggest a topic for a poem. If I use it, the chapter will be dedicated to you. :) *Edit* This poetry book is now complete, s...
