Chapter 9 - Family Jewels (1k Special)

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"You are a complete idiot

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"You are a complete idiot." You said to Ace.

"Huh? Why me! You were the one who said I should do it!" Ace tried to defend himself.

You rolled your eyes.

"I was being sarcastic! Only an idiot wouldn't see through that!"

It wad around 8 am and dear Ace over here decided it would a great idea to go take a bath in the ocean.

"You are an devil fruit user! What are you even thinking!"

"I forgot! It's too early in the morning." He said.

You face palmed.

"How long do we have until we reach the next island?" You asked.

"A few hours at least."

"And how much do we have until we reach Shabondy?"

"Well, considering the fact that we are at the half of the Grand Line, make the math for yourself."

You were starting to get bored and poor Ace was the only source of entertainment. He just didn't knew it yet.

You decided to leave him alone for now.

"Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo~" you started to sing.

Ace's eyes widen and then turned around to you.

"Oh fuck no! You will not start to sing."

You raised your brow. Why the hell not?

You smiled evilly and then continued.

"Umikaze kimakase namimakase~"

You watched Ace freak out and you started to laugh.

"Please stop singing." Ace said.

"Come on! We have nothing else to do! Why not?"

"Why yes?"

You giggles at him and then rolled your eyes.

"Come on grumpy pants! What's wrong you woke up on the left side kr what?"

"Or in the ocean..." Ace said quietly.

You laughed as you rememberes what happened.

You were half asleep. It was eight in the morning and let's just say that you aren't a morning person whatsoever.

"Oi, (Name)" Ace said lazily.

"What is it?"

"I need to take a bath..."

It was clear that Ace was still asleep, so he was probably sleep talking.

You chuckled at his words.

"Well Ace look around you. It's only water."

Before you knew it, Ace jumped jn the water.

You stoop up straight, and started to search for Ace.

"That idiot!"

"So anyways, Aceeeeeee"

Ace rolled his eyes.

"What is now?"

"I'm bored."

"We will arrive at the next island shortly. Please just shut up for now."

"Arittake no yume o kaki atsume"

Ace tried his best to ignore you but failed.

"WE ARE, WE ARE ON THE CRUISE!"

Ace's eyes started to twitch.

"We are!" You sang as you placed one of your hands around Ace's neck.

"Oh my God! Woman, for the love of God! Shut. The. Hell. Up!"

You started to laugh. You actually managed to piss Ace off.

"What a nice view, right, Ace?"

"What's with that change of attitude?!" Ace yelled.

"Whoooaaa! Is that the island?" You said as you pointed behind Ace.

Ace turned around.

Yep. That was an island for sure.

"Nice! Let's goooo!"

"We still got a few minutes before we arrive there (name). And please don't start singing or I swear I'm gonna jump in the ocean."

"But Aceee! You're going drown if you do so!"

"I know."

You crosses your arms and pouted. He can be such a meanie some times.

"Oh come on! I'm just messing with you. Or am I?"

Ace started to laugh evilly.

"You think your death is funny?"

Before you could even process what happened, out of reflexes, you hit Ace where the sun doesn't shine.

"MY FAMILY JEWELS!"

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"Ace how many times do I have to tell you I'm sorry?" You asked as you kneeled next to him.

The two of you arrived at your next island. You didn't got to look around just yet because of obvious reasons.

Ace was lying on the ground, trying to alternate the pain.

"I didn't even hit you that hard." You said but quickly shut your mouth when Ace gived you a death glare.

Ace took a deep breath and then stood up.

"See? You're up!"

"Shut up! You don't hit a man's jewels! You were never taught that?" Ace angrily said.

"I guess I went a little too far, but just for your knowledge, I didn't wamted to hit you there..."

"Well to late for sorry! It's like putting a bandage on a bullet hole! It resolves nothing!"

You laughed awkwardly.

"Sooo, family jewels?" You asked amused.

"What now? You wanna see 'em?"

Your eyes widen and you blushed in 50 shades of red. (Oh man that reference)

"BAKAA!"

It's short but consider this as an ova or something

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It's short but consider this as an ova or something.

I have to thank you all for 1k! Omg thank you so much!

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