If I'm Louder - Niall Horan Fanfic

Chapter 35 - The Unplanned Meet'N'Greet

"Can someone please explain to me why we're all shoved into a car surrounded by fangirls?" Niall groans pushing Kendall away for arm room.

It seemed like the others give Louis a short glare.

"Well Louis throught it would be a good idea to scream 'Carlos Pena! Give me back my crisps and get back in the bloody water!'. It started out as just Rushers then Directioners joined in." Perrie grumbles.

"Louis you're an idiot." I sigh.

"I know..." he mumbles.

Let me explain how packed the car is. Carlos, Kendall, Perrie, Zayn, Danielle, Liam, Louis, Eleanor, Harry, Paul, Niall, and I are in a van. Four to the back-back seat, back seat, then Paul and Liam in the front. Me across the laps of the back-back seat people. Harry in the floorboard of the back seat.

Marie and the others got in the other car.

Sad? Idiotic? Why yes. Yes it is.

This van was not made for eleven idiots and a bodyguard.

"How are we going to get out of here?" Danielle whines wiping sweat off her forehead.

It was hot to be honest. It was 97 degrees outside. The car was getting hotter by the second. And not to mention it was getting stuffy from the people breathing.

"I could try turning the car on. If they don't move we won't get out of here for a while though." Paul sighs.

"TRY ANYTHING!" Harry shrieks.

Paul turns the key in the ignition. Honking to see if they'll move but very few do.

"Son of a bitch." Zayn groans.

"Can you PLEASE turn on the A.C. Pauly?" Kendall whines.

Pauly? That's a good nickname. I'm gonna start calling Paul that.

Paul kicks the air conditioning up high letting cool air fill the car.

A sting of relieved sighs sound.

"Thank God for air conditioning." Eleanor laughs dryly.

"We need more room." I groan.

Everyone turns to me.

"No shit Sherlock!" Louis yells.

"Shut up this is you fault!" I bark.

He pouts, sinking into his seat.

"All the girlfriends get on the boyfriends lap and we'll have room." I sigh, sliding into Nialls lap.

"Thats actually a pretty good idea." Paul says.

Hurtful... I only had one bad idea but he just can't let it go can he? So what if I gave Louis Redbull? There was nothing else to drink and he wouldn't shut up!... yeah he should've chopped my head off. Louis was literally bouncing off the walls of the tour bus, singing "The McDonald's rap (I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, YEP! That one)", stole the bus drivers tampons and shot them off like little confetti cannons at random people on the streets, beat an man with his own shoes, got arrested for harassment, then when we went down to the jail station to get him he had his "bitches" in the same cell help him moon the officer. That man said "he was arrested because he seems to be high off crack-cocaine" while Louis was in the background singing "I'm a baller, pyscaller, 20 inch chain" with his bitches. We told him it was only Redbull and that looked at Pauly and said "I am so sorry.".

Soon enough, Eleanor, Perrie, and Danielle are in their boyfriend's laps.

It was still cramped but at least Harry wasn't sitting in the floorboard. Perrie wasn't in the backseat anymore. Harry was. He, Kendall, and Carlos scoot over.