Kristanna VS Hiccanna

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Me: (talking fast) hey guys so magic-spell dared all of you to react to my kristanna vs Hiccanna series on YouTube okay byeee! *i disappear*
Anna: that was random.
Hiccup: very.
Elsa: let's just watch the videos.

Elsa: let's just watch the videos

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Anna: um... What the fu** is this?! What the h*ll is kristoff doing to me?!
Elsa: OH MY GOD! I don't want to watch this! No...no...no! Eww, gross!
Hiccup: WHY IS KRISTOFF RAPING HER?! WHY IS NOBODY DOING ANYTHING AND WHERE THE H*LL AM I DURING ALL OF THIS?!
Jack: where are all the damn nurses at?! Can't they see this happening?!
Astrid:.....................................................my virgin.......
Kristoff: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT?! NOT TO A WOMAN! Maybe astrid but not her! Not Anna! What is this?!
Anna: no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I don't want to watch anymore please!
Astrid: you'll be ok. You'll be ok.
Hiccup: I'm done. I am so done! (Slams the laptop shut)
*I come back*
Me: so what did you all just watch?
Hiccup: uh hm let me think... KRISTOFF RAPING MY GIRLFRIEND!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL MAN!
Kristoff: I would never do that a day in my life. That's not me, that's an actress that looks like me! It's not me people. it's not me!!!!
Astrid: something I never ever want to experience ever again.
Jack: I'm traumatized man. Traumatized.
Anna: find your happy place. Find your happy place. WHAT THE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK WAS THAT?!
Elsa: I...hated...every single second of it.
Anna: never...
Astrid: ever...
Elsa: ever...
Jack: ever...
Hiccup: ever...
Kristoff: again will I watch anything like that. EVER!

Me: okay then. Remember to ask and dare and don't forget to comment. DEMON VOICE: PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOW!!!
Me: bye.

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