Ask & Dare: ME! FROZEN, HTTYD, & ROTG

My dares (dark)

Warning! This contains mature content do not view if you are young! I repeat do not view if you are young. Without further ado enjoy the chapter.😈

Me: Astrid you go away for 7
chapters!
Astrid: wha- (*disappears*)
Kristoff: hey?!
Me: kristoff you have to make out with a rock troll!
Kristoff: what?!
Troll: hunky hunky, mine!
Kristoff: no, no, no!
Anna: aw, I feel bad.
Me: Anna?
Anna: (oh god)
Me: you have to wear a swimsuit and go on a date with dagur, as well as do 7 minutes in heaven with him.
Anna: what?!
Hiccup: I second that!
Me: hiccup. You have to make out with Jack.
Jack: I am not bisexual!
Hiccup: yeah neither am I!
Me: too bad. Toothless, (I whisper)
Toothless: (I am not doing that to Elsa!)
Me: you Anit got no choice!
Toothless: pouts.
Me: Hans?
Hans: y-yeah?
Me: come here.
Hans: why?
Me: I wanna play with you for a little while.
Hans: 😳 I am very uncomfortable about this Jamaria.
Me: I don't care! Come on please.
Hans: uh?
Me: pretty please with cherries, whipped cream, hot fudge, sprinkles, marshmallows, and even more chocolate!
Hans: well...
Me: (does puppy dog eyes)
Hans: fine. But one round only.
Me: (yes) oh and valka?
Valka: yes?
Me: you have to go on a date with drago. In a sexy outfit.
Valka: oh hell no! Woman no!
Me: (dark voice) go!
Everyone goes to do their dares.
Afterwards
Me: ah. I love my job. *sips some apple cider* ask and dare. See ya later!