WTF?!

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Me: you won't believe who we got a date from!
Gang: who?'
Me: hint. His name starts with a K.
Hans: that little- what did he dare?!
Me: it includes me and him and we have to...to....
Hans: don't say what I think you're going to say Jamaria please! Don't say the S word!
Me: *cries* sex...
Gang: WTF?!
Me: I said no.
Hans: thank god!
Hiccup: can I stop dancing now?!
Me: YES!
He stops
Hans: I'm glad you said no Jamaria.
Me: so am I. I'm going to take a cat nap ok guys. You can do whatever just nothing to inappropriate people!
Gang: got it!
Hans: I'll watch the door for you ok.
Me: thanks babe.
I walk into my room to see...:

Kristoff: hello Jamaria

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Kristoff: hello Jamaria.
Me: get out! What are you doing here?!
Kristoff: doing my dare!
Me: I said no and I meant it!
Kristoff: so, who cares. This is my book now and I make the rules.
Me: no. Kristoff what the hell are you doing! Stop it! No! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Hans: Jamaria? Jamaria! Jamaria open the door!
Me: *gagged as Kristoff gets on top of my naked body after he stripped me of my clothes*
Kristoff: ssh. You wouldn't want them to know would you?
Me: mmm mmmm mmmmmmm! (Let me go you fucking pervert!)
Kristoff: I love it when you're scared Jamaria. It's one of the things I like most about you.
Me: mmm mmmmm
(Stop it! Please!)
Kristoff: I love you Jamaria. *kisses me*
Me: (barf in my fucking mouth! Someone help me! Help me please! I'm being raped!) mmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Kristoff: *laughs* you're so cute. Ask and dare boys and girls. Bye.
Me: mmmmmm! (Noooooooo!)

Me: mmmmmm! (Noooooooo!)

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