YOUTUBE BABY

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Me: it has been forever since we've had a dare to go on YouTube! I repeat too damn long! Thank you Seraphina, thank you!
Hans: wells what's this all about Jamaria? Did you win your game?!
Me: no but we lost by 3. We also got a dare from sera...
Everyone: again!
Anna: seriously it's like she's the only one that's actually asking us stuff now.
Me: me too Anna. Anyways she dares us to watch her six degrees of separation story "so far" on YouTube.
Elsa: well I'm kinda excited to see it.
Snotlout: yeah me too.
Hiccup: let's get to it then.

{*They start to watch the beginning to the end of it "so far"*}

Me: so was it great or what?!
Fishlegs: yeah it was okay. I mean she does need to finish it. (God I want to know what happens next!)
Me: you can wait fishlegs.
Fishlegs: I can try.
Jack: haha! Oh you got yelled at. Great job on this thing sera! I love it and I can't wait for the next episode.
Elsa: well you've got me until then alright frosty.
Jack: ok snowflake.

{*jelsa kiss*}

Me: aww.
Hans: ask and dare!
Everyone: bye!

{{*afterwards*}}

Hans: hey Jamaria.
Me: hey.
Hans: *sighs* tell me what's wrong.
Me: what on earth are you talking about?
Hans: somethings bothering you. And before you say no, I can tell. Now spill the beans.
Me: *sighs* a boy threw Tia's water bottle across the field, and a girl is getting up in my face and she just won't leave me alone! She's every fucking where, Jesus just give me room to breathe before you get yourself a full grown woman fist in your face!
Hans: you done?
Me: yes. Wait.

^^~I flip over a table~^^

Hiccup: what the hell woman?!
Elsa: what's wrong?! Who do I need to freeze Jamaria?!
Anna: and who's gonna burn today!
Me: no one guys. Can't a girl just rant outloud with no problems?!

**everyone backs away**

Me: sorry. **sit back down and start to sing**

"Running from the madhouse, they won't take me back, got the medicine to give me that I need..."

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