Ask & Dare: ME! FROZEN, HTTYD, & ROTG

HAPPY 100th CHAPTER EVRYBODY

Dares 100th Chapter
- [ ] I dare Kristoff to watch Unfriended. By himself. Also, sorry! Can't think of anything else. - sera (@shy_fangirl)
- [ ] Everyone has to watch a scary movie together; in the spirit of Halloween - me (@frozenicequeene)
- [ ] I dare Kristoff to sing It's Not Me It's You and let's bring Chris in this. - Sera (@shy_fangirl)
- [ ] I have a dare for Kristoff and Hiccup. I dare them to be handcuffed to each other for 4 years in book time. -Sera (@shy_fangirl)
- [ ] I dare Harper to sing Gasoline by Halsey. -Sera (@shy_fangirl)

Jaja: let's get started! This is a hell a lot to type so you better enjoy it dang it! Anyway!

1. Kristoff is watching unfriended, ALONE!!!!!

Kris: ok!

**AFTERWARDS**

Kris: it w-wasn't that bad.
Astrid: aw babe your shaking, did he do the dare already and I missed it?
Kris hugs Astrid tightly
Astrid: can't breathe kris, but I get the message and I'm here for you babe. It's ok. *pets his head* it's ok.

2. Everyone watch scary movie!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! 👻🎃🌙

Jaja and everyone in costumes for party later, watching

***AFTERWARDS***

Jaja shakes as does everyone. Kris comes out in a mask and scares everyone then everyone shared laughter and popcorn.

3. Kristoff sings it's not me it's you

(IDK @shy_fangirl who it by.)

Kris: Let's get the story straight
You were a poison
You flooded through my veins
You left me broken
You tried to make me think
That the blame was all on me
With the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you (you)

It's not me it's you (you)
Always has been you
All the lies and stupid things you say and do
It's you (you)
It's not me it's you (you)
All the lies and pain you put me through
I know that it's not me it's you

You
You

It's not me it's you, you

So here we go again
The same fight we're always in
I don't care so why pretend
Wake me when your lecture ends
You tried to make me small
Make me fall and it's all your fault
With the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you

It's not me it's you (you)
Always has been you
All the lies and stupid things you say and do
It's you (you)
It's not me it's you (you)
All the lies and pain you put me through
I know that it's not me it's you

You
You

It's not me it's you, you

Let's get the story straight
You were a poison
Flooding through my veins
Your driving me insane
And now you're gone away
I'm no longer choking
From the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you (you)

It's not me it's you (you)
Always has been you
All the lies and stupid things you say and do
It's you (you)
It's not me it's you (you)
All the lies and pain you put me through
I know that it's not me it's you

You
You

It's not me it's you
It's not me it's you, you
It's not me it's you
It's not me it's you, you
It's not me it's you
It's not me it's you, you
It's not me it's you
It's not me it's you

Chris looked at his son and claps: but who was it about.
Kris: you. *walks away*

4. Kristoff and Hiccup are handcuffed to each other for 4 years in book time, which is 48 chapters, sera says sorry.

Sera: SORRY!!!

*jaja handcuffs hiccup and kristoff together*

Jaja: have fun.

*Hiccup and kristoff struggle*

5. Harper sings Gasoline by Halsey

Harper: Are you insane like me?
Been in pain like me?
Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me?
Just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me?
Would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me?

Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me?
Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?
Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me?
Saying that you shouldn't waste your pretty face like me?

And all the people say
You can't wake up, this is not a dream
You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen
Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

I think there's a flaw in my code
These voices won't leave me alone
Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold

Are you deranged like me?
Are you strange like me?
Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me?
Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?
Pointing fingers cause you'll never take the blame like me?

And all the people say
You can't wake up, this is not a dream
You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen
Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

I think there's a flaw in my code
These voices won't leave me alone
Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold

*AFTERWARDS*

Jaja: that's it!

Everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND ASK AND DARE!

jaja: let me know what you are in the comments, BYE!