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Country pick up lines

In the spirit of Valentines day today, or as I like to call it, 'OTP day', here are some of my favorite pick up lines that the countries would use and embarrass themselves in the process, but tbh, when don't they? PS, none of these are mine unless said so!

* ((WARNING: extreme cheesiness and mild inappropriate content))

PRUSSIA

Unlike my Nation, my love for you will never fade

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them

Without me, you'd just be 'Aweso'.

I'll be the Romeo to your juliet  (...get it bc he dies) [#REGRET]

I think you're lacking in vitamin me

ENGLAND

If you'll be my Valentine, I wont cook for you.

My eyebrow size doesn't compare to the size of my love for you

You are tsun-dear to me ["This one IS mine"]

AMERICA

On a scale from one to America, how free are you?

I'll make you see more stars than my flag

ITALY

You opened my eyes

Nee nee, girl call me papa!

ROMANO

I don't hate you congrats -or- I guess I don't hate you that much

Are you nothing, because i'd do you all day

FRANCE

Are you french? Because madamn

GERMANY

Let's make a homophobic waiter uncomfortable

CANADA

I can't polar bear to be away from you

ICELAND

You have me huffin' and puffin ["This one is ALSO mine"]

You melt my icy-heart ["Too much?" -]

FINLAND

You make me hotter then a sauna

Can I slide down your chimney?

SWEDEN

Are your eyes IKEA cause i'm lost in them

NORWAY

You're no troll, but your sure are *magical*

SEALAND

Not everything about me is micro ["Forgive me."]

NETHERLANDS

I wouldn't trade you for all the money in the world

HONG KONG

I want your baby to originate from me ["I apologize if this is offensive, oops"]

BONUS: HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE

I'll never leave you alone

A/N: I am literally sorry for everything on this page.