Hungary: How long have you been sleeping with Romania?
Bulgaria: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Romania is my neighbour. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
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HETALIA TopCanons & Crack (+facts/more)
FanficInside this book you will find the usual Hetalia madness in a collection the best headcanons, crack, facts and more that are the 3 F's (funny/fluffy/feelsy) and will make you fangirl, LOL, facepalm, cry, facepalm again or all of the above. Each chap...
