There's this guy downstairs
He's from Sears
Talking to my mom about the kitchen
And my mom wanted me to come down and help
But I'm like
NOPE
CAUSE THIS GUY
THIS GUY
HES GIVING OFF THAT VIBE
Y'KNOW THAT ONE
WHERE YOU ARENT SURE IF HE IS A PERVERT OR JUST REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC
SO IM JUST HIDING IN MY BATHROOM RIGHT NOW
HOPING MY MOM WILL HAVE HIM LEAVE
CAUSE THIS GUY
LIKE
👀❗️❌❕👀⁉️❌🚫❔❓❗️⁉️‼️❌🚫 Cat says ❌‼️⭕️❕❔❗️👀🚫⁉️❓NO👀⁉️‼️❕❗️‼️🚫DONT NOT SIGN ME TF UP ⁉️🚫‼️❌⭕️❕👀❗️
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The Bacon Cat Randomness Returns
RandomMy second randomness book! Be prepared for: -pointless rants -weird tag things -me being bae (see Danish definition) -my OCs -anxiety :'D -fandom trash -more fandom trash -aaand bacon You can ask/dare my OCs also. Here's a list of characters (if th...
