My second randomness book!
Be prepared for:
-pointless rants
-weird tag things
-me being bae (see Danish definition)
-my OCs
-anxiety :'D
-fandom trash
-more fandom trash
-aaand bacon
You can ask/dare my OCs also.
Here's a list of characters (if th...
Me: *standing there, asking every person coming out if they want to buy*
About the 20th person: hey are your cookies made from real Girl Scouts?
Me:
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I dunno are they????? *I have heard this joke soooo many times before but ok I'll take it*
Not too many people after that one: Person: are your cookies made of real Girl Scouts?
Me:
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.... *internal screaming*
Not too much later: Person: Are your cookies made of real Girl Scouts?
Me:
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In my head: Yes. They are. Every Girl Scout cookie box sold pays a murderer to crush more Girl Scouts. *yeah no I'm SICK OF THIS JOKE*
Almost at the end of sales: Person: *DRIVES BY JUST TO SAY* Are your cookies made of real Girl Scouts hahahahahahahahah *you can hear him telling his friends how stupid is Girl Scouts are and how he is so clever* *he just drives Away* *THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY* *THEY DONT EVEN BUY COOKIES* *LIKE BRUH*
Me:
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WOWIE HOW ORIGINAL I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS JOKE BEFORE DRIVING BY TO SAY THAT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT AND COMPLETELY NICE TO US GIRL SCOUTS WHO DEFINITELY DONT GET A HARD TIME AT SALES DEFINITELY YOU ARE A GENIUS MISTER CONGRATULATIONS GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD "BEST FREAKING HUMAN EVER"
