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THEY ONLY FOLLOW MESO I ASKED IF I KNEW THEMTHEY SAID NO WHY DO I ASKI TOLD THEM CAUSE IM THE ONLY PERSON THEY FOLLOWTHEN THEIR LIKE "OH ITS CAUSE YOU HAD AN UNDERTALE PROFILE PIC"IM NOT TAKING THIS BULLSHITEITHER YOU KNOW ME OR YOURE COMPLETELY W...

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THEY ONLY FOLLOW ME
SO I ASKED IF I KNEW THEM
THEY SAID NO WHY DO I ASK
I TOLD THEM CAUSE IM THE ONLY PERSON THEY FOLLOW
THEN THEIR LIKE "OH ITS CAUSE YOU HAD AN UNDERTALE PROFILE PIC"
IM NOT TAKING THIS BULLSHIT
EITHER YOU KNOW ME OR YOURE COMPLETELY WEIRD
SO MANY ACCOUNTS ARE UNDERTALE, ARE PUBLIC, AND POST UNDERTALE SHIT WHY FOLLOW THE ONE PERSON WHO'S PRIVATE AND MAY NOT POST UNDERTALE
AND THEN NOT FOLLOW ANYONE ELSE

ANYWAYS SO WE GET TO TALKING
AND THEY CALL ME A COOL CUCUMBER

W H E R E
IM AN ANXIETY FILLED FANDOM TRASH CAN
I WOULD GET FUNNY OR NICE
BUT COOL?!

AND THEN IM LIKE "aye thanks that means a lot" CAUSE COMPLIMENTS ARE COOL EVEN IF THEYRE A LITTLE ODD
AND THEN THY ASK ME HELLA PERSONAL QUESTIONS LIKE "OMG why does that mean a lot do you not get told it enough?" OK NO BOI I HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT ME I JUST DONT BELEIVE IT

THEN THIS BOI
THIS
FUCKING
BOI

OFFERS TO BE MY S E C O N D  T H E R A P I S T

*SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH*
B O I

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