THEY ONLY FOLLOW ME
SO I ASKED IF I KNEW THEM
THEY SAID NO WHY DO I ASK
I TOLD THEM CAUSE IM THE ONLY PERSON THEY FOLLOW
THEN THEIR LIKE "OH ITS CAUSE YOU HAD AN UNDERTALE PROFILE PIC"
IM NOT TAKING THIS BULLSHIT
EITHER YOU KNOW ME OR YOURE COMPLETELY WEIRD
SO MANY ACCOUNTS ARE UNDERTALE, ARE PUBLIC, AND POST UNDERTALE SHIT WHY FOLLOW THE ONE PERSON WHO'S PRIVATE AND MAY NOT POST UNDERTALE
AND THEN NOT FOLLOW ANYONE ELSEANYWAYS SO WE GET TO TALKING
AND THEY CALL ME A COOL CUCUMBERW H E R E
IM AN ANXIETY FILLED FANDOM TRASH CAN
I WOULD GET FUNNY OR NICE
BUT COOL?!AND THEN IM LIKE "aye thanks that means a lot" CAUSE COMPLIMENTS ARE COOL EVEN IF THEYRE A LITTLE ODD
AND THEN THY ASK ME HELLA PERSONAL QUESTIONS LIKE "OMG why does that mean a lot do you not get told it enough?" OK NO BOI I HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT ME I JUST DONT BELEIVE ITTHEN THIS BOI
THIS
FUCKING
BOIOFFERS TO BE MY S E C O N D T H E R A P I S T
*SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH*
B O I
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The Bacon Cat Randomness Returns
RandomMy second randomness book! Be prepared for: -pointless rants -weird tag things -me being bae (see Danish definition) -my OCs -anxiety :'D -fandom trash -more fandom trash -aaand bacon You can ask/dare my OCs also. Here's a list of characters (if th...