Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a SAPPY one!
What is the left side of the birthday cake? The side that's not eaten.
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthday's just burn you up?"
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
...Eh? Eh? No context here, right? Absolutely NOOOOO context, nope, not here, nuh-uh.
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Randomness!
RandomYeah, I know, I already have a random thing going on, but this one isn't specific to anything! (as it should be...) That's me standing barefoot in the snow. Just so you know.
