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warning: mainly a text conversation between our little blue haired cupcake and squid


Michael 🙈✨ : Hey boo

Syd : Hi 🙈

Michael 🙈✨ : How you doin'

Syd : I'm doin' good baby how you doin'

Michael 🙈✨ : 😂 I'm aight

Syd : I gotta question

Michael 🙈✨ : Shoot babygirl

Syd : 🙈🙈 omg. Why are you texting me?

Michael 🙈✨ : Bc I do what I want I'm punk rock

Syd : Fr tho, why me

Michael 🙈✨ : Bc you're cute and I wanna know you better

Syd : Lol no you don't

Michael 🙈✨ : Haha YYYEEEAAHHHHH IIIIII DDDDOOOOOOO

Syd : Mk you already know some stuff. What else do you want to know.

Michael 🙈✨ : Ummmmmm do you have any siblings?

Syd : Yeah, one, her name's Jenny and she's a year younger.

Michael 🙈✨ : Cute. Lesseeee.... do you write fanfiction?

Syd : Shit um well I could lie and say no butttttt

Michael 🙈✨ : Ommmgggggg. Any about me?

Syd : *sighs* I do have a Muke fanfiction...

Michael 🙈✨ : Ohemgee Sydddd!!!

Syd : You sound exactly like my best friend.

Michael 🙈✨ : What's this friend's name hmmmm?

Syd : Lol Emma

Michael 🙈✨ : Is she single?

Syd : UM WHY

Michael 🙈✨ : Bc Cal is lonely

Syd : 😂😂 I thought u wanted her

Michael 🙈✨ : Lol nope I got my eye on someone else boo

Syd : Oooooo is it that girl from the Insta picture when y'all was in Bali?

Michael 🙈✨ : Hahahahaha hell no

Syd : Damn then who is it

Michael 🙈✨ : Are you single babygirl

Syd : UM YEA WHY

Michael 🙈✨ : Idk just wondering

Syd : MIKEY YOU KILL ME

Michael 🙈✨ : Hehe that's what I'm here for

Syd : Hmph.

Michael 🙈✨ : So wyd babygirl

Syd : Emma and I are just sitting on my bed, waiting anxiously for your answers and over-evaluating them

Michael 🙈✨ : Oooooo rily now?

Syd : Mhm

Michael 🙈✨ : Hey now it's my turn for a question love

Syd : UM OK WHAT

Michael 🙈✨ : Why are you single babygirl?

I'm laying on my bed, holding my phone in front of me over my face and scrolling through Instagram when I get that text. I drop my phone on my face.

Syd : I'm embarrassed to say I just dropped my phone on my face whilst reading that. I am single bc guys are assholes and certain assholes named Kaleb have no boundaries.

Michael 🙈✨ : Did he hurt you?

Syd : Yeah

Michael 🙈✨ : Dammnnn. Imma beat him.

Syd : 🙈😭 MICHAEL

Michael 🙈✨ : Yes?

Syd : UR BEING THE CUTE OVERPROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING MINUS THE BOYFRIEND PART

Michael 🙈✨ : 😏 Am I now

Syd : YEEESSSS AND IT'S HURTING MY FEELSSSSS

Michael 🙈✨ : Your feels?

Syd : YES IF YOU WERE A FANGIRL YOU'D KNOW WHAT I MEANT OK

Michael 🙈✨ : 😂 Alright, calm your tits love

Syd : DON'T TALK ABOUT MY TITS

Michael 🙈✨ : Are they any good

Syd : MIKEY YOU PERVERT

Michael 🙈✨ : You think I'm kidding

Syd : Ew.

Michael 🙈✨ : I am kidding hun chill

Syd : OMG WHY'D YOU CALL ME HUN

Michael 🙈✨ : Bc you're my hunny bunny

Syd : OMG NO I'M NOT

Michael 🙈✨ : Ily boo 😘

Syd : OMG YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELS AGAIN.

Michael 🙈✨ : Sorry love do they need a kiss bc 💋

Syd : YES PLEASE KISS MY FEELS

Michael 🙈✨ : Aight when I meet you I'll give you a kiss especially for the feels

Syd : WHEN you meet me? Like that's gonna be a thing?

Michael 🙈✨ : Only if you want babygirl 😘

Syd : Literally the best day of my life 🙈

Michael 🙈✨ : You should get some sleep, love

Syd : Do I have to?

Michael 🙈✨ : yes or no feels kiss

Syd : GOOD NIGHT SIR.

Michael 🙈✨ : G'night love. I'll text you tomorrow.

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don't worry, i don't have such a nonexistent life that i just wrote 3 chapters in a row in under 10 minutes, these are all drafts that i've had saved for over a year l o l

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