michael5sos: calum i need help
calumclifford: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
calumclifford: IS LASHTON BANGING TOO LOUD
calumclifford: KENXJISHXKZ
michael5sos: no not this time
calumclifford: NOT THIS TIME IM FUCKING DYING OH MY HOD LASHTON IS REA L
michael5sos: what color should i dye my hair?
calumclifford: pink with white polka dots
calumclifford: j-14 said that once
michael5sos: i hate that magazine omfg
calumclifford: ye same. but do it black
michael5sos: okayayayaY!2!2!
calumclifford: oh and when are you gonna put more tickets out for brisbane because i kinda need to really go to that???
michael5sos: oh you're aussie! i'll tell my manager
calumclifford: OSKDNXJ THANK TOU
calumclifford: why the fuck are you still talking to me
michael5sos: because i can and you intrigue me
calumclifford: i didn't know you had a big vocabulary since it was just last year that you were screwing up 'your' and 'you're'
michael5sos: i just winced and cringed
calumclifford: oh come on. don't be likE THAT
calumclifford: embrace your inner stupidness mike
michael5sos: NEIN ICH HASSE DU
calumclifford: WHAT THE FUCK SINCE WHEN DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN
michael5sos: i don't lol. google translate bro
calumclifford: my heart. i've just been friendzoned
michael5sos: well i'm not gay
calumclifford: but you're bi
michael5sos: since when???
calumclifford: since now duh
michael5sos: oh okay
new tweet from @michael5sos!
"guess i'm bi now"
calumclifford: embrace it bOI
calumclifford: STRUT THAT SEXUALITY IT LOOKS G R E A T
ON YOU
michael5sos: you know what else would look great on me
michael5sos: white leather chuck taylors
calumclifford: DAMMIT I HAD HOPE
YOU ARE READING
dm ☕︎ malum (boyxboy)
Fanfictioncalumclifford: hey bae calumclifford: whY THE FUCK AREN'T MY MESSAGES SENDING calumclifford: FUCK U @ TWITTER or where michael is in a huge band and calum only wants to get his attention so he slid into his dms. (DISCLAIMER: i'm now 20 years old (as...
