Video Games [A Mithzan Love Story]

THIS IS NOT A DATE

Your POV
   "ROOOSAAAAHHH!!" I screech angrily. Apparently someone, decided to build a gigantic shipping shrine, make a video for it, and having the sole purpose be for AshMax. AKA Ash X Max. Me and my new best friend/colleague being shipped together. The funny thing is, me and Max had found, and watched that video together. Then we just set off to either:
   A.) Tackle,
   B.) Brutally injure,
                 Or...
   C.) Brutally injure them slowly and painfully so we can enjoy their crying and tortured souls.
   I know that sounds a little morbid, but screw that, because I gotta track down Rosa. Max is after Ross, so I don't need to take care of the sloth.
   I crept into her office where she, of course, was not located. I took a peek in Ross's office, my face turning into a," Seriously? Just, seriously?" face. Ross and Rosa were watching some Sailor Moon and talking about AshMax. I sighed. What else was I expecting? For them to kiss? Though that would be quite the show...
   "Are you stalking them or something?" Max chuckles from behind me. I squeak out of surprise, flipping my body to face him.
   "Um, no... But I wouldn't listen to the conversation if I were you," I say, walking away from the door.
   "Why?" Max asks, slightly confused.
   "Just, just don't, 'kay? Great. Alright. I'm hungry. Want lunch?" I question. He chuckled again, following me as I walked along the hallway.
   "Fine, you win. Let's grab some food before they start nagging at us about when the kids are coming." Max replies, holding the door open for me. I pause. I look at him and open my mouth. He shakes his head.
   "Don't ask," he says. I shrug and walk out the door. We hop into my car and head over to Olive Garden. It's lunch time people!
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(B=Bri, A=Ash)
B- Hey Ash! Where are you?
A- Out and about.
B- Where, exactly?
A- At a place.
B- I'm serious.
A- Hi Serious! I'm Sarcastic! And you sound like an absolute angel!
B- Haha! Seriously though Ash.
A- Eating at Olive Garden.
B- With?
A- A human being.
B- No DUH. It's not like you go out to eat with Rosa's cat!
A- *sighs* With...... Max.
B- Wait a minute, who now?
A- Max.
B- Are you two on a date or something?
A- OH. MY. GOSH. BRI, NO!!
B- Okay Ash. Chillax.
A- I'm done. Gone. Goodbye! Good day! See you never!
B- Wait A—
         -(Call Ended)-
   "Bri, I'm guessing?" Max raised his eyebrow.
   We were at our table over at Olive Garden, coincidentally eating the same type of meal. Again.
   "Yep," I sighed. They would never learn. Max's phone started ringing, and he put on a face that read,"Are you kidding me,".
   "Are you kidding me." he says. Hey, I was right!
   "Ross?" I guessed. Max nods.
   "Should we be going soon?" Max asks, hanging up on Ross. I nod in return.
   "Yeh. Let's go." was all I had to say before the waitress came back.
A/N: 'Ello folks! Sorry 'bout the lack of updates again! Internet at my dad's house was out because he forgot to pay the bill. I only JUST got to my mom's, so yeah. I'm here! Here's a chappie! Got any suggestions for any event turners? Post your idea in the comments, and I'll see you all later.
      ––Shadow out.