Crazy Girls ,, Haylynn

holes

'Look, is there a third hole or not?'

I was sat trying my best to enjoy the toxic mashed potatoes and look at Lynn whilst my friends argued over the concept of a third hole in the lower half of a biologically female body. I wasn't contributing since I had already taken health class and knew the answer.

Its yes if you really need to know.

'Theres the hole you poop from, the hole you pee from and the vagina itself and thats all there is to it,' Lynz tried it to confirm.

'But isn't there a fourth hole for something else?' Joe asked.

For a guy who links us all to hardcore bondage porn to laugh as we grimace, you'd think he'd know a little more about the female anatomy.

Speaking of vaginas, mine was equivalent to the Niagara Falls after seeing Lynn. She was trying something new and was wearing a white shirt with her usual skinny jeans.

'I'll get you a diagram,' Taylor sighed.

Joe sat back in triumph. I don't know what he was trying to do or prove but I guess he did it.

'Would I be cuter with a fourth hole, Hayley?' Taylor asked me.

I'd say bless him but his constant sarcasm made me question if he actually meant it. Lynz looked sympathetic.

Looking over at his pleading brown eyes I guess i had to say something.

'You look great?' I questioned myself as I tried to assure him.

'Wonderful, are we still good for friday pals?' Taylor asked.

I went over my schedule of friday in my head and saw sleeping as the main event.

'What else could I do on a friday except from live my life a little without my lame friends,' Lynz declared sarcastically.

'Harsh,' Taylor retorted, pushing his dark curls to the side.

'I'll be there,' Patrick smiled.

Joe mumbled something that sounded like its not a 'party till Joe gets there' so I assumed he was coming.

'I'll be there,' I piped up.

I was genuinely looking forward to this. Spending time with these guys was always amazing and they were my favourite people.

We continued eating and talking, doing our usual. I was zoned out of the conversation again as I started to pick at a thread on my jeans.

'You'll ruin them,'

'I'm getting rid of a thread, not unraveling my jeans, it's not that bad' I said back to Lynz.

'You could be a tad more polite,' She quickly said back.

'Well Lynz, you could be a tad less dickish but I'm not complaining,' I grumbled.

'Lynz?'

I looked up to see Lynz staring at me in confusion, Patrick in shock and Joe only caring about how his fucking third hole would look. I then looked to my left to see Lynn staring at me as if I had slapped her.

I froze up.

I couldn't think.

I couldn't breathe.

I couldn't move.

The love of my life was standing in front of me and I was to nervous to do anything.

'I'll come back later,' Lynn looked at me strangely.
She started to walk away. Come on I have one chance at this.

'No it's fine,' I managed to jut out. 'Sorry, kind of a mental typo.'

You have a flow started, don't fuck up now.

'Sorry, I thought you were Lynz,' I apologised.

I felt my stomach do front flips and holy hell do I need to throw up.

'Common mistake,' She giggled. 'I'm Lynn.'

She held her hand up. Her laugh was cuter than I imagined. Strangely, I felt my hand rise up and collide with hers in a sick high five. My hand tingled and I felt fireworks go off in my head.

'Hayley,' I winked back.
What am I doing.

'Nice to meet you, hopefully we can talk more soon,' She laughed again. 'See ya Lynz.'

As soon as she left, I stood up and ran to the bathrooms. I think I heard Patrick run after me but I couldn't care less right now.

I got into the bathroom and got into a stall. About time to.

As soon as my face got near the bowl, I immediately began throwing up. I felt everything leave my stomach and my throat was on fire.

I felt someone hold my hair and start to rub my back soothingly.

'There, there you're fine,'

I eventually stopped and sat by the toilet in pure disgust of my vomit and the public bathrooms in general.

'You made a huge step today, Hayley,' Patrick assured me. 'We're getting somewhere.'

He sat and smiled at me and I did the same.

Finally talking to Lynn, made me love her even more.