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Fahim;s Different Occasions... :P

I put two stories in one because this wouldda been somewhat short of a chapter, and I really want you guys to enjoy…..

Love yaaa’s nice reading!!!

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Fahim decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Fahim's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Fahim said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two boys found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Fahim got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Bob.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,’ I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said,

'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you smiled... now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

SEVERAL YEARS EARLIER FAHIM CAUGHT IN DIFFERENT OCASSIONS:

Boss: Where were you born?

Fahim: India . ..

Boss: which part?

Fahim: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ...

Fahim & Bob were fixing a bomb in a car.

Bob: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

Fahim: Dont worry, I have one more.

Fahim: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Fahim: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Fahim joined new job.

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Fahim: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..

Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!

Fahim: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!

Fahim: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry..  See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?

Fahim: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Fahim: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Fahim: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......

Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!

Fahim: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir.. ( It really sounds good if you try to say this yourself..)

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Fahim: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Fahim: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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I DON’T KNOW IF YOU LIKED THAT GUYS, BUT BEEN IN A HURRY, AND PROMISE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE BETTER… J

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