Fahim Is Broke

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Hi Sons and daughters of Adam ( epic, yeha A know) Just it's been a very long whiiiiiile since I had the chance to upload anything about Fahim, I been quite busy, hoping my fans still think I am awesome and I care about them. Guys you gott enjoy!!

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Yesterday Fahim answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a

well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes

of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered

vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' Fahim said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and

proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it

wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least

seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse

manure onto Fahim's hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse

manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the

remainder.'

Fahim stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking

good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What

part of 'broke' do you not understand?

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 29, 2012 ⏰

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