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So Anyways, What Happens When You Read and Laugh but Don't even Give me A one minute vote? That's like pretty Selfish you know, ahhh okay you enjoy, but please vote :)
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FIRST COMPANY:
INTERVIEWER: Do u have a girlfriend?
FAHIM: I have.
INTERVIEWER is she working Locally?
FAHIM: No. shee is working Overseas.
INTERVIEWER Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
FAHIM Why?
INTERVIEWER U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company
doesn’t want to pay extra expenses on the overseas calls just because of u.
SECOND COMPANY:
Okay so here he decides to change the information and see what happens, too bad, he is in for a diss appointment :P
INTERVIEWER: Any girl friends?
FAHIM: No.
INTERVIEWER So far chased any before?
FAHIM: Have, but not successful.
INTERVIEWER: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
FAHIM Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this
personal issue.
INTERVIEWER Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
FAHIM Why?
INTERVIEWER: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
THIRD COMPANY:
Again he decides to make slight changes to this one, hoping he would win over, but......
INTERVIEWER: Any girlfriends?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: Is she pretty?
FAHIM: Not quite.
INTERVIEWER: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
FAHIM: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
INTERVIEWER No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
FOURTH COMPANY:
So now what? A yes for every question? let's see what happens...
INTERVIEWER: Any girlfriends?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: Is she pretty?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: Is she your first lover?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
FIFTH COMPANY:
Tired, he decides to answer what comes to his mind first.......
INTERVIEWER: Any girlfriends?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: Is she your first lover?
FAHIM: No. I have had a few already.
INTERVIEWER: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"!
(Job hoper lah!)
SIXTH COMPANY:
Exhausted, he holds his head and mops his brow before he starts answering out right lies!!
INTERVIEWER: any girlfriends?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: Is she rich?
FAHIM: No.
INTERVIEWER Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.
SEVENTH COMPANY:
Almost dead, and surely will give up, if this doen't turn out right :)
INTERVIEWER: Any girlfriends?
FAHIM: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: Is she rich?
FAHIM Yes, very rich. She owns a company.
INTERVIEWER Sorry, we cannot employ you because your girlfriend doesn't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
FAHIM But ... there is no position in his company.
INTERVIEWER Then, What is your qualification?
FAHIM: Secretary!
INTERVIEWER: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will
affect our managers' working spirits.
FAHIM: But,...... I am not pretty at all. I am a guy
INTERVIEWER: it is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!
So at the end of the day, as clever as he is, Fahim isn't yet Imployed, can you please give him a job :P?? Tata
Ivoryeyes
Peace!! :)
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