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Fahim's Wish.............

This Chapter might make most of the girls mad, but well I would like to hear from them if these facts are true........ :P :D Buhahahaha :))

Well it's Rooks that gets the dedication right?

Be the first to comment and get a dedicatz!!! Hey I didn't mean A dead cat...naaah I meant a dedication lols ;P

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Fahim was riding his Harley was riding along in California

when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. "

Fahim pulled over and said,"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said,

"Your request is materialistic,

think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;

the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific

and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."  Fahim thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said,

"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women;

I want to know how she feels inside,

what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,

what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

the Lord replied,

"How many  lanes on the bridge did you say you want? four or five?

Acoording to Fahim’d diary, this is what he learnt later

 Lesson: :D :)) muhuhehehe

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain (+8)
-- But return with Beer (-5)
-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
-- It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY
-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)
-- Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

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ladies? is that really true?? Or you gonna start hitting Fahim with shoes? and handbags...? ROFL

LMAFAO