Emma: Mom, what's that old shack behind the hospital for?
Emma: it kinda looks like a trap house.
Emma: and a beaver is just chillin in front of it.
Mary M: lol
Mary M: um...
Mary M: maybe it's his trap house.
Emma: true!
Emma: well now he like ran into the bush and is hiding, but I can see him staring at me
Mary M: You need to leave, he's probably trying to make a deal!
Emma: to late, he's gone.
Mary M: DANG EMMA NOW HOW IS HE SUPPOSE TO SUPPORT HIS BEAVER FAMILY?!
Emma: cut wood? build a dam?
Emma: Hes a freaking beaver!!
Mary M: well who knows, maybe he came here illegally and can't get a good job..
Emma: WE HAVE TO BUILD A WALL
Mary M: that's not funny.
Emma: sorry.
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