Emma: Are you doing the nutcracker this year?
Belle: Yup!
Belle: I'm auctioning kids off tomorrow.
Belle: *Suctioning kids.
Belle: Ridiculous auto car rectal!
Belle: BIRDSEED
Belle: IM AUDITIONING KIDS FOREPLAY
Emma: Sorry I asked...
-Emma has left this chat-
Belle: NOOOOOO
Belle: IM AUDITIONING KIDS FOR THE PLAY!!!

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OUAT Texts || part 1
RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.