Pongo: REMEMBER. Your mom is coming over for dinner tonight.
Archie: I know.
Pongo: And you still don't have a girlfriend.
Archie: I KNOW
Pongo: I could dress up as your girlfriend.
Archie: Absolutely not.
Pongo: But your mom would be so happy. She'll walk in and be like "OHHHH YOU FINALLY MET SOMEONE"
Archie: No. She'll be like "OH MY WORD HE PUT HIS DOG IN A DRESS"
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OUAT Texts || part 1
RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.
