David: Heh, hun. we need to talk.
Mary M: can I tell you a joke first?
David: sure.
David: but it's really important.
Mary M: if a guy likes your shirt, he likes your boobs. If a guy likes your pants, he likes your butt. If a guy likes your shoes, he's gay.
David: I like your shoes.
Mary M: Lol
Mary M: wait
Mary M: what
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OUAT Texts || part 1
RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.
