David: Mary Margaret!!!
Mary M: Yes?
David: You ate my ice cream!!
Mary M: No I didnt.
David: You literally did you boob monkey!
Mary M: Butthole pirate!
David: poop guzzling gutter slut!
Mary M: Justin Beiber fan.
David: Take. It. Back.
Mary M: No!
David: TAKE IT BACK!!!!
-Mary Margaret has left this chat-
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OUAT Texts || part 1
RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.