Emma: Did I get something in the mail today?
Regina: DEEZ NUTZ
Emma: omg...
Zelena: How did you NOT see that coming?
Regina: Lol
Emma: I was actually talking to DAVID
David: Yes, you did.
Emma: Ok. I'll come and pick it up later.
David: I thinks it's from the bank.
Emma: Ok.
David: It tasted important
Emma:...
Emma: You ate my mail??
David: I just tasted it. Calm your tits!
Emma: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BOOBS!
Regina: Emma, calm down.
David: There is also a package here.
Emma: What is it?
Regina: DEEZ NUTZ
Emma: KWNEKWLAOXJDNSSKALZJSNWNWMWLSKDNDNSNJEKEKWKSNDNJSKWLWWWWW SNSNKSKSKWKWNENDJIDICNDNEJEKEKDMNDNDNDJEKEJEM
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RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.