Emma: I heard there was an earthquake!! are you okay?
Killian: Yea, I'm fine.
Emma: What did it rare on the titty scale?
Killian: Not that high. They barely jiggled.
Emma: Omgee!!! LOLOLOL
Emma: I ment Richter scale Lol
Killian: Lol I know

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RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.