Robin: Okay, guys. Imagine this.
Robin: Flying boobs.
Regina: Um...
Emma: Why are you imagining that?
Mary M: PORN
Killian: How would they fly tho?
Robin: The breasts would just flap
Emma: Oh gawd
Regina: *hears flapping sounds in the distance*
Robin: THEYRE COMING
Killian: EVERY BODY RUN
Regina: NO we can't run! WE MUST FIGHT!
Robin: But how? They're indestructible!
Regina: Not if you hit them right on the nipple!
Killian: I GOT ONE I GOT ONE
Regina: EMMA BEHIND YOU!!
Robin: WATCH OUT
Emma: ...
-Emma has left this chat-
Regina: R.I.P
Robin: :'(
Killian: I'm sorry Mary Margaret for your loss.
Mary M: PORN
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RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.
