Emma: Would you rather have a penis on your forehead of boobs on your shoulders?
Regina: Boobs on my shoulders lol
Emma: Why?
Regina: Because then its hidden lol
Emma: I would want a penis in my forehead
Regina: lol why
Emma: So I can just flip it and smack someone in the face with it
Regina: Lol
Emma: SURPRISE PENIS SLAP
Regina: Lol XD
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RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.
