Gold: Women belong in the kitchen!
Emma: wtf??
Regina: Do you know why women live longer then men, Gold?
Belle: I cannot believe he just said that..
Gold: Nope
Regina: Because the knives are kept in the kitchen
Gold: ....
Regina: Thats what I thought
-gold has left this chat-
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OUAT Texts || part 1
RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.
