Pongo: I accidentally smashed the lamp.
Archie: Why do you ALWAYS break my stuff??
Pongo: Not always.
Archie: Remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN??
Archie: Remember when you SHREDDED MY MATRESS??
Pongo: Remember when YOU PAID SOMEONE TO CUT MY BALLS OFF??
Archie: I'll just buy a new lamp.
Anybody remember Pongo?? :P
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OUAT Texts || part 1
RandomEver wonder what the people of Storybrooke talk about in their messages? well, now you know. *updates everyday* ((not all of these are mine)) I do NOT Once Upon A Time or any of the characters.
